Discussion on American and Russian Relations

Just tell me, American,

what the hell do you want from us?

Why are you always meddling in our affairs?

Because you don't want to live in a civilized way.

Who gave you the right to decide how others should live? Who?

Why aren't you saying anything?

In films, you always portray us as villains or as some kind of idiots at

best

case. What did we ever do to you?

I had a Schwarzenegger poster on my wall throughout my childhood.

Those jeans, Coca-Cola, chewing gum, that USA California cap, American

Boy, and I'll go with you. We thought it was all peace, friendship, chewing gum, Hollywood. But what about you?

You're expanding NATO and planting your bases everywhere.

You smile, screw us over, smile, screw us over. So what?

We're completely confused, honestly. I'm telling you the truth, we're confused.

We had tsars, "empire of evil," Communists, "prison of

nations," Communists, damn it, for a hundred years...

No, nothing's ever good enough for you. What the hell do you want?

What, did people kiss your ass? No, no, bro, I'm afraid

not. As they say, fuck you.