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English → Italian transcript

0:44 Jan 27, 2026 Original on X ↗ More from @sstarkerr 192 reads

Mi ricordo che io e Connor rompemmo il ghiaccio provandolo davanti a tutti gli altri

con Jacob e Chela e loro tipo:" Non dovete farcelo vedere, potete anche

provarlo da soli." Ma Connor è uscito per primo perché io ero tipo, io…

io sono entrato ed ero tipo: " Questa cosa non funzionerà. È rotta, impossibile."

E poi lui è uscito ed era tipo:" Funziona!" E andava in giro

mostrandoci tutta la cosa. E io ero tipo:" Cosa? Come hai fatto?"

And I was like, "What?

E poi lui fa:" No, ti devi accovacciare." Lui fa:" Tutta la cosa,

puoi restare in piedi a provarla quanto vuoi, non ci arrivi. Devi tipo...

you won't get it.

sei così nel fottuto ovunque ti trovi." Ehm, e poi devi calarti dentro,

the goddamn wherever you are."

Um, and then you

have to dip in,

prendere prima le palle— se mai ti dovesse capitare di provarne

uno— tirare bene dentro le palle e poi spingere, uh, cazzo giù.

schwanz down.

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Original transcript (English)

I remember Connor and I broke the ice by trying this on in front of each other with Jacob and Chela and they're like, "You don't have to show us, you just can try it on for yourselves." But Connor came out first 'cause I was like, I— I went in and was like, "This thing won't work.

This is broken, no way." And then he came out and was like, "It works!" And he just going around showing us the whole thing. And I was like, "What? How did you?" And then he was like, "No, you have to squat." He's like, "The whole thing,

you can stand and try for as long as you want, you won't get it. You have to like... you're like this in the goddamn wherever you are."

Um, and then you have to dip in, get the balls first—if you ever need to try one on— get the balls really pulled in there and then shove uh, schwanz down.

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