Shopping Experience in a Small Town

all of our groceries for the next four days.

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This is so small town vibes, it's not even funny.

I have a feeling this is not going to be good news.

They don't even have a cart.

This is just a simulation.

Oh, shit. [laughter]

Here we go, I guess. While she's grabbing that...

Do we need a melon?

I'm just sitting here laughing.

I'm just sitting here laughing.

Their fruit does not look good. Like, all their fruit looks bad.

I just looked at Lauren, she's like, "I'm stressed."

I'm mad at Sam's. Sam's Club and I are not friends.

Oh, they threw the bag of chips!

Guys, this is not... This is not good.

Maybe...

We're in this tiny like shack of a town, and we're going to go get groceries and see if we can get enough for four days. Oh my gosh.

It's tiny.

This is their fruit section. It's like old and musty.

I think this is the only baked beans they have.

I feel like I'm in a simulation.

People shop here.

Some Goldfish for my kids.

How are we going to find enough food? How is...

This is meat?

I'm scared of it. Is this even real?

So, we have tri-tip or sausages.

This is crazy.

Oh god, this is like the most out-of-body experience I've ever had.

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This is like so small town, it's not even funny.

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All of this looks bad.

Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew.

How do people shop here?

How is the building standing up?

Is this the only buttered popcorn?

It's just feeling cheap in here.

I'm scared.