0:00

What the did you do, oh?

0:04

Mate, it's good. Change is good.

0:09

You don't have to do this. No, I'm ready.

0:16

Mahrez! What are we doing today? This beautiful blonde hair, time to let it go. I was thinking about doing this straight after the World Cup, but we were so busy, so I didn't do it.

0:29

Season starts now, so it's time to get a fresh start and everything.

0:32

The only thing is, Zlatan told me, "Never cut your hair because your strength is in your hair." I'm a bit nervous.

0:38

I want buzz cut, like I've been in military.

0:41

That's what I want. Let's try to find a photo. Maybe something like this.

0:44

What do you think? Like, really short. That is still quite long, and I want to go really short.

0:51

You know? Nah, but you know what? The Vik- I mean, the Vikings, they, they go short as well. Long hair. I might go like that. What do you think?

1:00

No, I'm not gonna do that. Can you grow a beard like that?

1:03

No. But it's coming. Five years, I'll have it, I reckon.

1:09

This is some old haircuts of yours, and some prospective new ones. What do you say to that one?

1:16

Nah, no chance. A bit of Jack Grealish. Okay.

1:20

What do you think? I'm looking forward to having this hair again, because I like it. You know, not long, not short, in between.

1:25

I actually had this kind of hair. So we're calling this the wavy shag.

1:30

Wavy shag. Interesting phase.

1:34

So that was- Young Earl. I'll have this as well probably, in a few months.

1:38

This is when I started to save. Big day. Hello, everybody. Oh, my goodness.

1:47

You okay? The most expensive haircut of all times, yes?

1:53

How are you feeling? I'm little bit stressed.

1:57

No, it's not a usual job. I think it would be nice with short hair.

2:01

Okay. Come on, let's do it. It's really long.

2:03

It's really long. Like, wow. Yeah. How are you feeling about this?

2:06

About, uh, him getting bald? But I won't be bald. I told a few, but they don't believe me, so.

2:13

Mom, sister? No. I haven't told my mom.

2:20

You ready? I'm ready, yeah. Ooh. Yeah.

2:32

I think I will cry. Oh, my God. Juna, what have you done to him?

2:38

Oh, my God. There we go.

2:42

Look at that. It feels so weird. There's no tinging in my face.

2:49

Oh, my. Don't worry, we're going shorter.

2:52

I look like Kevin from Home Alone with this haircut here.

2:58

Yeah.

3:02

Can't wait for the fans to sing, "Who the hell is that?"

3:05

Look at that. I want Man City fans to sing that tomorrow.

3:11

Baby assassin, just call me that from now on.

3:13

What I see now is when I was 12 years old, seriously.

3:18

Imagine that's going ahead tomorrow. I just turn around like that.

3:21

You'll be all right. You're amazing.

3:30

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

3:36

Oh, my God, darling. It looks nice. What do you think?

3:43

What do you think? You look cute. Cute? Wow.

3:47

Aren't you tough? I think you look really tough.

3:49

Yeah, same. Cute? Cute. looking cute. You look really tough.

3:57

Thank you. I'll wake up in the morning and I'll be like- What do you prefer?

4:02

Who's that? Like that or like that? Both. Same.

4:08

Good answer. Biggest City fan ever, Noël.

4:13

You think? Yeah. Reckon, yeah.

4:19

Noël. Yeah, speak, man. I've got a, I've got a secret to, to show you, which you can't tell anyone.

4:25

Go on. Maybe my future. Okay.

4:30

No way. I went bald. Yes, mate. When did you get that done?

4:36

Just now, so I'm not looking like a girl anymore.

4:38

What do you think? Well, you look about 17 years old.

4:42

Just what my missus said as well. Oh, change, mate. It's good. Change is good. I won't tell anyone.

4:46

I won't tell anyone. What a legend. Okay, let's go Jack Grealish.

4:59

Nah. You look how young I look. You look about 10 years old.

5:06

Oh, my. That is hilar- I actually can't stop looking at the front of you, man, I swear.

5:11

What, my hair? Oh, I love it. See you later, brother.

5:15

See you, mate. Get on the camera. Oh, what are you doing?

5:21

What the did you do? Oh. Oh, my God, what the is this?

5:28

You lost a bet or what?

5:32

Oh, my God. block me and erase my number, my friend.

5:37

Even my wife says you're crazy. I will be honest with you. I'm always honest.

5:43

You're gonna be faster now or what? I hope so.

5:48

See what big Elf says.

5:51

At least he looks like me again, yeah? Maybe I'll grow the long one out.

5:57

No way. You're lucky you have her. I would love to have you.

6:06

Pep, are you watching football? Yeah, I was here reading a little bit and watching Brentford, yeah, and Tottenham.

6:12

Do you like it? Yeah, it's okay. Okay. If you... Listen, listen, if you don't like it, it will grow up.

6:18

Exactly. So don't worry. Pep, thank you so much.

6:20

I love you. See you. Bye. Ciao, guys. Bye.

6:22

Bye. Ciao, Isabel. Bye. Okay, guys. That was it. Please let me know what you think about my new, um, hairstyle. Should I regret? No. No regrets. Never.

6:33

But remember, the Vikings always cut it short. Peace.

6:37

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