Mao vs. Stalin: A Debate Over Death Counts

Honestly, guys, there's nothing to discuss.

Without me, none of you would even exist.

I built the house, you just live in it.

That's a fucking joke. You haven't killed anybody. Zero. Nada.

That's how we keep score, and at that game, even that idiot Koval is way better than you.

Thanks, man.

You're thanking him? You didn't notice he was making fun of you?

No.

I told you he's an idiot.

All right then, it's settled. If whoever racked up the most deaths is the boss, I obviously win.

Oh, yeah? And what are your numbers, huh? I did twenty million.

Eighty million.

Cite your sources. I don't believe a fat lemon could beat me.

Okay, Google, who killed more people, Mao or Stalin?

Communist China under Mao caused four times more deaths than the regime of Joseph Stalin.

And boom, in your face.

Google's shit. That's a Jewish thing. You talking about the Jews?