Humorous Dialogue About Diving

It's definitely down there. I can see it.

Yeah, I can see it, too. I'm looking right at it.

Yeah, well, I just feel like you can't be a hundred

percent sure 'cause you're not

looking in the water with me, so I'll just double-check for you.

Yeah, it's definitely down there.

See, if you looked in the water with me, you'd be able to see it.

Well, I see it just fine, so...

Take a look.

I'm telling you, man, I'm looking right at it.

You know, every time you do that, you're actually making it harder for me to

see

'cause you make-

It's right there

... you keep shaking-

It's right there, dude

... you keep shaking the water around it.

I don't know, dude. I think I'm just gonna have to deep dive

for it.

Maybe see all this.

Okay, well, you're a dog known to see, so...

I'm going for it. Here we go.

Not even close. No.

Come on, you're getting all wet.

Wow, yeah, that's at least, like, three thousand forty-nine or s-

Don't know the numbers

... two clicks or something down there.

No, just let me, let me think of a better plan, okay?

Tell Mom and Dad I'm a good boy. I'm going in.

Wait, hold

on.

I saw a few sharks. I had to get out of there.

There's definitely no sharks. Come on.

I think if we both go down at the same time, we'll be able to get it.

Okay, yeah, no, that sounds like a terrible plan,

and I'm not gonna do that.

Like, seriously, I, like, I had it in my mouth. I was so close.

You at no point had it in your mouth. I saw the whole thing.

You weren't even close.

I had to drop it. There was, like, seventy sharks.

No, there's literally no sharks, so...