Humorous Take on Gorilla Affection

Absolutely nothing down there.

People are like, "I don't want to get raped by a gorilla." Trust me, you wouldn't...

...you wouldn't feel a thing.

You got to worry about your back, not your anus.

You got to worry about like, him... When a gorilla shows affection to...

...his partner, like, she's like, "Are you even in here yet?"

Then he has to... He does that thing that people do during doggystyle sometimes where you put your head on the small of their back...

...like you're resting. I don't know, it's hard to be affectionate during doggystyle. It's just not an affectionate position, let's be honest, but...

..."Are you in yet?" Grumpy, right?

I always get grumpy when I hear that, "Are you in yet?"