Discussion on Cultural Tensions and Identity

Want to understand why is it you're living in the UK right now.

What's wrong with Afghanistan or wherever you came from?

I'm Indian, by the way.

Okay, what's wrong with India?

Nothing.

So why aren't you there?

Because we're here to take over.

Really?

Yeah.

So you're here in the UK,

and wherever else you guys go,

to conquer-

I don't know about wherever-

Wait, wait, wait. No, no, no, no, no, no, no

...

we are ever. I'm talking about England.

You're, you wanna conquer, you wanna conquer our countries. Correct?

I'm talking about England. Don't start exaggerating.

You wanna conquer England.

We are on the way there, yes.

Why do you wanna do that?

Well, you know, you guys, well, not you, but the British came to

In- uh, to India and ransacked us, killed

millions of ours, people.

Mm-hmm.

Many of family.

So, so, so then that would mean-

It was crime

... it's about revenge. So it's about revenge.

Correct. Correct. What goes around i- we believe in karma.

Uh-huh.

We're Indians. We believe in karma.

Right.

So

we just have to kind of give it back. That's all.

So let's j- let me just play this out for you.

So India is, like, a total shit hole.

So let's just-

Well, it is getting better

... say, wait a second, wait a second, wait a second.

You, let's just say for instance, for argument's sake,

that you conquer the UK. How if, how is

that gonna be better than where you guys came from?

Well, no, we're not planning to make anything

better.

We're planning to put them back to the Stone Age.

Really?

Yeah, because-

So you just wanna wreck everything, and then what?

Correct.

Just leave it.

That is the plan. Yeah, then we go back home.

So-

I mean, look, we've, we've bought Land Rover. We bought Jaguar.

Right.

We're about to purchase Rolls-Royce.

We're taking, pretty much Google is ours. You name it.

Right. Uh-huh.

Microsoft is ours. We're taking over, so don't worry.

Right.

As much as you think we're dumb, keep believing so.

Keep thinking-

Oh, no, I know you guys are dumb. I, it's not even a question.

I mean-

That's fine

... here's the thing.

God forbid-

Keep, keep going for that, with that thought

... no, no, I know it's true.

I'm happy, I'm happy.

I know it's true.

Yeah.

Because you know how I know?

I'm happy that you have th- those thoughts.

You wanna know how I know?

I, I'm not going to

challenge you on those things.

Let me, let me tell you how I know

You carry on thinking and believing in what you want.

You guys, let's just say, let's just say then somehow-

What we believe and what we want

... that you guys succeed-

So it's okay

... in what you're trying to do. Let's just say you succeed, right?

For argument's sake, again.

Yeah, let's just say.

When you succeed in whatever you're trying to do-

You leave America, right?

... you're gonna destroy everything.

You leave America.

You're gonna, you're gonna wreck everything.

And then what do you think-

America is also tired of you, by the way

... and what do you think white people are gonna do after you destroy their

homeland? What do you think they're gonna do then?

If we've conquered you-

Well-

... in the past, and killed and slaughtered

millions of you, like you say-

We didn't, we didn't have nuclear weapon then.

Now we do.

It doesn't matter if you have nuclear weapons, because so do we.

So if you wanna nuke us, we're gonna nuke you.

That's correct. That's a fact.

So it's mutually assured destruction, so that's kind of not really an argument.

That's fine. We, we, our population is so big, you can send

50 nuclear. We'll survive it.

I don't think so-

Your population is so small

... because you, you people are not surviving right now.

We're 70, and you guys will disappear.

You guys are not surviving right now.

You guys are dying in the streets from diarrhea, from raping

each other and killing each other, and all the rest of it.

So I seriously doubt that you're gonna survive a nuclear

holocaust.

I mean, that's-

So the example-

... just not gonna happen

... of taking over Google, having a prime minister that was Indian,

having the

mayor that's Indian. We made it.

Right, and every, and every city in every country that has

one of you shit skins in power is plunged into darkness.

Correct. That's the plan.

That's the plan.

Yes.

Okay, good. I just wanna make sure I got it.

I just wanna make sure I understand.

Correct. You got it. You got it.

See?

You see?

Hold on a second.

You see that shit?

But I'm the asshole, right?

But I'm the one who's racist