Debate on Greatest French Footballer

Who is the greatest French footballer of all time?

You know that already.

Titi.

What?

Well-

Zidane.

That's an easy-

Zidane

No, no, no, no.

Zidane.

You're disrespecting Titi like that.

He know, he know, he knows that.

No, no, no.

It's Zidane, isn't it?

No, no, no, no.

Platini?

Zidane.

Don't disrespect Titi like that. It's Titi.

I'm not disrespecting no one.

Titi.

Let him, let him, let him answer the question, all right?

Henry.

Whoa, I got called Henry.

It's time to go.

Yeah.

It's time to go.

Thierry Henry.

No, I, this ... It's a tough one for me. You know why?

Because I grew up idolizing being French. Platini.

But I have to go with Zizu.

So what do they call this in America?

Candy.

Oh, Candy.

They're called Candy.

I'll take you to the candy shop.

No, it's not the same-

That's so different

... it's not the same way.

Oh, okay.

No.

Is it not?

It's not exactly the same thing.

Oh.

But it's all right. You know.

Oh.

Okay.

I was singing lyrics, I was like-

Yeah, yeah, yeah, but don't, don't go further.

Okay.

Okay?

Okay.

Big problem.

All right, we'll be right back.

Who are we speaking to?

CBS.

CBS.

In America.

Who's in the studio, though?

Virgil first. Uh, J- Jamie Carragher.

Jamie Carr- who else?

Uh, Thierry Henry and Micah Richards.

Titi, Titi-

Quality, eh?

I text him, but he didn't text me back.

Who?

Oh, tell him, tell him.

Yeah, no, yeah, you tell him, no.

Titi, the legend.

Why you don't text the man back?

I actually don't have his number anymore.

So text me, uh, I'll go through someone else

to get his number.

Well, it's hard to get in touch with you, isn't it?

I don't have his number anymore. No, no, not at all.

I changed my number at the same time, and when I put it,

put all my numbers on my

new phone, his, his number wasn't in there anymore.

I mean, I mean, to, to be fair, tonight there's been a little bit of a

lack of

respect from Thierry. I mean, to Virgil van Dijk, CBS,

not wearing a tie.

I mean, there's like a little bit of a theme

there.

I mean-

Mm

... I mean, this is a ... He's a top guy.

He's shown you that respect, and you, you're not getting back in touch.

He didn't text the right number.

But I, I'll, I'll get him. You're actually upset because he's texting

me.

Yeah, I know. And you think, "Well, he the legend."

No, it's, it's all right.

He's looking, "He's the legend. He gonna text, is that you or me?"

I knew it wasn't me.

Uh, Usman, I'm gonna try speaking, uh, French now.

Wow.

Let's see. Let's-

Let me see, uh

... let's speak

... "。Qui est ton préféré dans le mission?

Le mission?"

Le mission. Wow.

Um-

Who's it between?

Entre vous et Titi.

Oh.

Oh. C'est ici. Vous pouvez partir là-bas.

Come on with it.

C'est ici.

Non, mais j'aime bien aussi Jamie Carragher.

Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Micah.

He said that he likes Jamie.

Yeah. Usman, Usman.

Ah, me? Ah, me?

You too, you too, you too.

Saka.

Bukayo.

Big Mics. Uncle Mics. You know I love you, though.

I love you so much. What a player, what a guy.

Thank you.

Come on, let's bring it home now, eh?

Are you lots not fun or not?

No.

'Cause sometimes you are, sometimes you're not.

Kyle, I don't wanna tell tales-

I love you

... but I do think that- Okay, interesting. Uh, all right.

We've still got more to come from-

Oh, the truth

... Virgil van Dijk. What's up? You gate crashing.

It's free. Yeah.

I'm coming, guys, but I, I need to get paid.

Is this an audition?

Exactly.

Is it Christmas?

How the, how the ex-Man United lads-

Are you dressed in a red suit?

Yes, I'm a United-

Can we, can we mic him? Jamie, give him-

Give him that. Did you have a little bit of trouble on

the side of the pitch before

with a Man- Man City... What was that?

Yes, yes, yes. No, I agree with you.

What happened?

No, because he, he was looking at me. He was like, "This is for you.

This is for you." So I came close. I say, "Why you shouting?

Why you are so agitated?" He say, "No, because last year I said that on TV.

I said they themself. That's why they lose against Madrid."

Oh, my God.

And I say, "This year they didn't themself,

and that's why they-" But that's the

truth, Micah.

Well-

But you know I'm, I'm a, I'm a honest man. I'm straight.

And after, he apologized, and he said, "Okay."

He said, "Well, we say-"

All right, listen, two things: the audition isn't going so well,

'cause we don't

cuss on the show. Ap- apologies, America.

But it's not cursing. Boo- booing is not cu- is not cursing.

Oh, never mind. We'll move on from that.

Thank you.

Second thing-

I, I tell you, you shouldn't invite him

... the truth, ESG, we were talking about it up there, David. Uh,

sorry.

Oh, that was worse than Fox. Oh, my G- is she here?

It's okay. It's okay.

Sorry, Thierry. Thierry.

It's gonna be David. It's all good.

What's going on, guys?

No.

Sorry. I-

David

It's okay.

I wanna go back to September the 22nd,

2007. Let's get up. Let's reenact it.

Uh, reenact it?

Oh.

Yeah.

I was like, "You don't want this shit."

He didn't want it. He didn't want it.

"You don't want this."

Head the head. Head the head.

"You don't want this. You don't want this.

You don't want to tap it in."

Can you do an impression of any of us?

Anyway, anyhow.

He wasn't ...

No, go on.

No, you ... How you say that?

You've done Thierry. What's the scouse one?

I would never have played for Manchester United.

Hey.

Hold on. It's not bad.

Okay, Big Mics.

Honestly.

You're not from Birmingham.

Who is the most famous person in your phone contacts list?

PSG. PSG president.

Oh.

I have NASA's number in my phone.

He walked away without giving it to you.

Bring him.

Do you not remember?

I'll get Oxford. Don't you worry about this.

Text him. See you with Becks.

N-S-S-

Have I got your number?

If you would like to read out.

No, I don't want to read his.

It's all here, this.

I'm not reading yours.

Is there my one?

His.

No, just, just read, just ...

Don't read, don't read my bit.

You said, "Thank you. It's an absolute pleasure."

Okay.

What the hell? I can't.

Uh, David.

My wife.

Oh.

Oh.

He just jabbed that away. I'm gonna try in Italian. Okay?

Okay.

Ooh.

I'm gonna try, and there is no Italian here written.

Oh.

Just so, just so you know.

No, so okay. "。Qual è il tuo goal preferito?"

Oh. Bravo. Perfect Italian.

Wh- which goal do you prefer, Micah?

You answer in Italian.

Oh, no, no, no. I was just saying, "What is your favorite goal?"

Okay.

You have to score, whatever. What is your favorite goal?

Well,

it's the beauty of the goal,

uh, the December 4th, 1994 against Fiorentina.

Wow, you don't remember.

What, what time was it? 8:05?

At 23 seconds?

No.

How was it? How was it?

It was 89 minutes, uh, the, in the afternoon.

At afternoon tea.