Satanic Rituals and Dark Humor Dialogue

I'm telling you, these people are Satanists.

No, they're just-

As I sit here, they are Satanists. Look, look, the world is full of these kind of

things. Look at this. Black masses, mutilations.

Mutilations! The incubus, the succubus.

I'm telling you, Walter was a human sacrifice.

I should've gone to the lake, man.

I should've listened to Carol. I should've-

Listen to your wife? Who listens to their wife? Listen,

you gotta listen to me.

You know what the deal is? What we gotta do is we gotta go down to

the religious

supply store. We gotta get ourselves a couple of gallons

of holy water.

No, I'm not gonna listen to this.

My cousin Jerry's a priest. He can get us a deal.

I'm not gonna listen to this.

No, no. We gotta, then we gotta go to the market.

I, I don't wanna hear this. I'm, I'm not gonna listen to you.

We gotta get ourselves a couple of those big strings.

You know how they string that garlic?

I'm not going to listen to this.

A couple big strings of garlic.

I'm not going to listen to this.

We gotta get ourselves some fresh lamb's blood.

I'm not going to listen to this now.

And then we gotta... Ray, do you want them to take your family,

kidnap them, tear

their livers out, and make some kind of Satanic pâté?

I'm not going to listen to this now. I'm not going to listen to this.

Ray, you're chanting.

I'm not going to hear this now.

Ray.

I'm not going to listen to this.

Ray, look. Ray.

I'm not going to listen to this.

Unconscious chanting. You're chanting.

I'm not going to hear this now. I want to kill everyone.

Ray.

I'm not going to listen to this.

Satan is good. Satan is our pal.

I'm not going to listen to this. I'm not-

Ray, Ray. You're chanting.

Hey,

once they

get in here,

it's over, pal

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