Flight Announcement with Humor

She's there for you for your safety, so please pay attention to her safety briefing.

We have a very special guest on board.

My wife is sitting on row 9, seat A.

Please give her a round of applause to embarrass her.

Thank you. I'll probably have to deal with that after we land in Birmingham.

Anyways, from wheels up to wheels down, it'll take about an hour and 14 minutes.