Senator Faces Resignation Threat

Excuse me?

I said

you fucked up.

You can't talk to me like that. I'm a sitting US senator.

Not for long.

Who is this?

She's the senior case officer who was assigned to you.

Assigned to me

to do what?

To oversee your resignation.

The agent in question provided us, among others, you, as one of her

assets.

That's ridiculous.

Oh, really? She also provided us with wire transfers

to an account in the

Altigie Bank branch, Georgetown, Cayman Islands, under the name St.

Paul Alliance Ventures, LLC. SBAV then made

sizable contributions to various nonprofits, uh, PTP,

Emerge, Think Left, who then made contributions to your

campaign.

Which is a violation of Title eighteen, United States Code Section

seven ninety-three.

Which is treason, Ryan.

What we are here to do is present you with two options.

Option one, you resign

tomorrow.

Not in three days, not even two. Tomorrow.

You will publicly resign at this press conference.

You will not seek any work in the private sector, industries of defense, media,

education, lobbying in any form. You may not seek any

office on the state or municipal level.

You may not practice law, and you will not sit on the board of any

publicly traded

company.

Option two, you refuse option one or violate

any of option one's parameters, and that is your future.

You will be arrested and prosecuted to the fullest extent of

the law.

The government will seize all of your assets for non-payment of taxes on the

funds

that you accepted illegally. We will ensure that your family shares in

the

suffering as they most certainly benefited from the crimes that you took against

this nation,

and we will release your offenses to the public and do

irreparable harm to your name and your family's name.

The choice is yours.