Government Corruption and Surveillance

The reason that the government wanted to collect me was that

after they had raided my property in two thousand and twelve in the jungle,

shot my dog, abused me, destroyed a half million dollars worth of

my property over

a bogus charge, I was pissed off. And so I, I donated,

uh, to many secretaries within the government,

laptop computers, really

nice ones that were

preloaded with viral spyware. Within a week, the

entire government computer system was un-under my control.

I was watching, monitoring, listening.

I was looking for information that they had set me up for that raid.

I didn't find that. I did find out that the Minister of National Defense

was the largest drug trafficker in all of Central

America, and the Minister of Immigration, the largest human

trafficker.

We don't wanna get killed by them either, so we're probably not gonna-

Yeah, I mean, that's fine