Airplane Seat Dispute Scene

Excuse me.

I think that's my seat.

Oh,

actually, um, it's the window seat.

Oh, well,

I'm already buckled in.

Uh, I'm sorry. I don't mean to be a pain, but, um-

Forget it. It's, it's not a big deal.

You're in my seat.

Look, lady,

what's the difference? If you don't wanna sit here,

you can just sit someplace

else.

Listen, you fucker. I don't wanna sit somewhere else.

My ticket says seat 44A, and you're in my seat.

So you can either move or I'm gonna rip

that stupid fucking little cat

shirt off of your body and shove it up your ginger-

Are we okay here?

This woman threatened me.

I, I just wanted to sit in my seat, which, which he's sitting in, and

just close my eyes and just sleep for five hours.

Sir, could I get you a complimentary beverage

or some snacks

perhaps?

I'll take a complimentary meal.

I'll be right back with that.

I'm gonna need for you to come with me, please.

And, and a seatbelt extender.

Oh, of course.

Sorry again.

I... Excuse me. I'm very sorry about that. I normally can...

The way I handled it, normally I handle people much better.

I didn't mean to snap at him.

Think you'll be more comfortable here.

Are you serious?

Well, I can't have you offing my passengers in

cattle class.

Oh, I thought you were kicking me off the plane.

No. Here, I'll get this.

Thank you.

Don't mention it. Oh, and by the way, I've always wanted to do exactly

what you just did back there.