Humorous Jokes and Anecdotes

What does an 80-year-old woman taste like?

Oh my God, I don't know.

Depends.

Did you hear that, Dan?

No. What did the one gay sperm say to the

other?

You think we'll find the egg in all this shit?

Oh my God, Brian.

That's ...

What do you call 50 lesbians and 50 congressmen in one

room?

100 people who don't do dick.

Oh my God, Brian.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

A lick-a-lotta puss.

God.

What do you call a blonde standing on her hands?

A brunette with bad breath.

Oh my God.

Oh, no.

What is the only organ that stays warm in a

woman when she dies?

The coroner's penis.

Oh.

Oh my God.

Brian.

Have you ever had sex while camping?

No.

It's fucking intense.

Oh my God. You stop it.

Oh, do you believe it?