Pep Warns Manchester City Players to Leave as Haaland Shaves His Head

No! They've got us, Pep. Get out of there before it's too late.

We have four months.

Guys, I'm leaving.

But Boss, why? We had some good times. Let's just say this is the perfect time for me to leave. No questions, please.

Oh, and before I leave, Bernardo and John, to my office, please.

Look, guys, I love you two more than you believe, and that is why I'm telling you both leave the club.

Go anywhere. Something terrible is coming.

Hey, what is going on, Pep? Look, Erling, the club is finished. John and Bernardo have been here for years, so them leaving won't look strange. But you, that'll look suspicious.

We have to play this smart. Shave your head.

Become unrecognizable. Escape undetected.

Can I get a picture, please, Haaland? What?

How did you recognize me? Not many 6'5" Thor-looking men about in Manni. A haircut ain't gonna do much.

No!

I know why you're here, Bernardo. Looks like I'm about to add a Manchester United league title to my collection, huh?