Dark Jokes About Race, Stereotypes and Marriage

What's the difference between our dads' generation and our generation?

Um, they had Wonder Women, and we have to wonder if it's a woman.

Where you from? Was Jesus Black? Obviously, anyone who says otherwise is stupid.

Is it because he is our father and still hasn't come back yet?

Where you from? Tell us a real dark joke.

Uh, do you know why Tarzan will always be white?

Why? 'Cause I know Disney don't have the to put a Black man acting like a monkey on screen.

Where you from? Why are there no Mexican Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

Why do Black people drive nice car but lives in shitty houses?

Uh, they probably haven't figured out how to steal houses yet.

Why are Black people so good at basketball?

'Cause in basketball, all you have to do is run, shoot, and steal.

Dark joke.

Um, do you know why a Black man always has red eyes after ?

Why? 'Cause it's the pepper spray. My wife's getting kinda fat. What do I do?

The only thing to do is make her walk 10 miles every single day.

Then what happens? Simple. In 30 days, she's gonna be 300 miles away from you.

Where you from?