Rap Battle Commentary on Current Events

Let's get it!

Callin' Legos, loud mouths, dumbass, you confused

Folks gettin' facts from Lego, not your losing news

Who's this little clown thinkin' he runnin' the show?

Narco Ruby, little man, yeah, we already know

Tryin' to fly away, flappin' them big floppy ears?

Nah, surfed them gas price waves, it's your career

You don't suffer cause you love being blissfully dumb

Just a little lap dog stuck under the loser's thumb

Think we don't know what goes down in that place

Got the loser yellin', daily screamin' right in your face

Hey Dumbo, Ruby, time to settle the score

F-35 crashin' straight to the floor

Was that built out of Lego, just a fantasy scene

With that MQ-9 burnin' on the radar screen

Five fast systems turnin' straight into rust

Were they built out of Lego, man, your logic is bust

That AWACS caught sleepin' white right off the map

Was that built out of Lego, homie, stop the cap

Now look at Tehran, millions marchin' the street

Were they Lego figures too, bringin' that heavy heat

Livin' in a delusion, you a joke to the core

Go check on your troops, they sprintin' out the door

Goin' AWOL from the camps, runnin' far from the grid

Now they out here sponsorin' a Lego vid

Got that Lego attention that you wanted to see

Run to boss man, little boy

Message from Zol Figari

A message from Zol Figari

Stop the cap, Ruby, we done