Flirting and Relationship Dynamics on Chat

I know that ain't who I think it is. I don't want to talk to you.

I actually don't want to talk to you.

No, I genuinely don't want to talk to you. Why you don't want to talk to me?

Because you didn't text me or anything. I text you on WhatsApp. No, you didn't.

You got me.

So baby girl, you gonna sit here and lie to me?

Don't call me baby girl when you've been sat on here talking to other people.

I wasn't talking to nobody. I literally just got on here.

That's why I'm like,

oh, you said that last night as well, so I'm not going to wait.

But why are you on here again?

Finding you know.

But you do look amazing today, though. Thanks. I look so rough.

I've just finished work. How was work?

It was stressful. Very stressful.

Did you miss me, though? For real? Did you think about me?

I was thinking about you 10 minutes ago. And that's not even a lie.

I wonder if he's on here.

I told you you fell in love with me. But you're so far away.

You could just be lying out of your teeth right now.

Do I look like I lie to you?

Yeah. You're a pretty boy.

But I think you've been talking to other guys, though.

You can be honest. We're not together.

Other guys have been talking to me. Yeah. So you haven't been responsive?

No. I'm not giving them my number or social media or nothing.

So I'm the only guy you gave your number to? Yeah.

I mean, come on, look at you.

Man, I be that pretty motherfucker, man.

Do you believe in, like, love at first sight and stuff?

I mean, I do. Yeah. Is that why you're on this app?

Because you think you're going to find the love of your life on this app?

I miss my cocoa butter kisses.

Hope you smile when you're missing me.

The competition just competing for attention. This is what he does!

This is what he flipping does!

This is what he flipping does!