0:04

Too late. Ah. Oh, it's you. It's you, again.

0:13

Oof. They got tunnels? Is this where they count the votes?

0:32

Foreskin detected. Foreskin detected. Oh, come on.

0:43

Maggoturd, it is no coincidence that we brought you down here.

0:46

Am I the chosen one? Something like that.

0:48

I knew it.

1:17

Easy, brother. You went pretty deep. The tunnels. Ben, there was another me.

1:21

You smoked DMT, man. I, I don't do drugs.

1:24

You do now.

1:30

Wait, is Trump still president? Yeah, dude, third term. The white hats are in control, bro.

1:36

Hillary's in Guantanamo. Everything's chill.

1:41

I knew I was the chosen one.

1:54

The original will remain in containment.

1:57

And the improved model will serve above ground.

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