Dialogue from a Comedy Sketch

Too late. Ah. Oh, it's you.

It's you, again.

Oof.

They got tunnels?

Is this where they count the votes?

Foreskin detected. Foreskin detected.

Oh, come on.

Maggoturd, it is no coincidence that we brought you down here.

Am I the chosen one?

Something like that.

I knew it.

Easy, brother. You went pretty deep.

The tunnels. Ben, there was another me.

You smoked DMT, man.

I, I don't do drugs.

You do now.

Wait,

is Trump still president?

Yeah, dude, third term. The white hats are in control, bro.

Hillary's in Guantanamo. Everything's chill.

I knew I was the chosen one.

The original will remain in containment.

And the improved model will serve above ground.