Dana Calls Soccer the Least Talented Sport and Compares It to Hockey

The comment was that he feels that soccer is the least talented sport.

Right. Soccer? Whole 'nother ball game.

Can't stand soccer.

I think that it's the least talented sport on Earth. There's a reason

three-year-olds can play soccer, okay?

When you're playing a game where the net is this big and the score is three to

one, are you shitting me right

now? You know how untalented you have to be to score three points when the net is

this big? When... when... when... Dana. Dana. No. When the net is the size...

when the net is the size of that wall, okay?

And the score is one to one?

And then you talk about hockey, right?

I'm not a big hockey fan.

These dudes

skate a hundred miles an hour on ice,

bent over with a

crooked stick,

the goal is as big as the guy standing in front of it,

and anybody can fucking murder you at any time.

Right? I'm not a big soccer fan. Just so... You still going?

Listen, I love Ronaldo. I have a great relationship with him. Alright, go

ahead. Go ahead, Dana. I love him. Please.

No disrespect to any of the guys, but, you know, I'm just not a soccer fan. Right.