God Made Trump Speech Analysis

And on June 14th, 1946, God looked down on his planned

paradise and said, "I need a caretaker." So God gave us

Trump.

God said, "I need somebody willing to get up before

dawn,

fix this country, work all day, fight the Marxists, eat

supper, then go to the Oval Office and stay past midnight at a

meeting of the heads of state." So God made Trump.

I need somebody with arms strong enough to rustle the deep

state and yet gentle enough to deliver his own grandchild.

Somebody to ruffle the feathers, tame cantankerous world

economic forum, come home hungry, have to wait until the

first lady is done with lunch with friends, then tell the ladies

to be sure and come back real soon, and mean it.

So God gave us Trump. I need somebody who can shape an

ax but wield a sword,

who had the courage to step foot in North Korea,

who can make money from the tar of the sand, turn liquid to gold,

who understands the difference between tariffs and inflation, will

finish his forty-hour week by Tuesday noon, but then put in another

seventy-two hours. So God made Trump.

God had to have somebody willing to go into the den of vipers, call

out the fake news for their tongues as sharp as a serpent's.

The poison of vipers is on their lips and yet stop.

So God made Trump.

God said, "I need somebody who will be strong

and courageous,

who will not be afraid or terrified of the wolves

when they attack,

a man who cares for the flock, a shepherd to mankind who

won't ever leave nor forsake them.

I need the most diligent worker to follow the path and

remain strong in faith and know the belief of

God and country. Somebody who's willing to drill,

bring back manufacturing and American jobs, farm the

lands, secure our borders, build our

military, fight the system all day,

and finish a hard week's work by attending church on Sunday."

And then his oldest son turns and says, "Dad, let's make America great

again. Dad, let's build back a country to be the

envy of the world again."

So God made Trump.