Announcement of Presidential Run

People have no idea how lucky you are.

When I'm gone, you're all going to be broke.

Your business model is going to be finished.

No, it's true. When I'm not around, you're going to be broke.

There's not going to be anybody to report on.

Nobody gives a damn about anybody else.

The New York Times the other day had five stories about me.

You know, before I got into politics in my whole life,

I had seven front page shows. This is years of success.

I think six were good. One was bad.

I had five stories, seven, five good.

Yeah, I had a total of seven stories on the front page of the New York Times.

It's not bad.

Now I average about three or four a day, all different topics, all bad, everything bad.

But here we are. I mean, here we are.

In fact, when I finish, I'm going right back to the Oval Office.

So I have to be doing OK. But we are all doing good together.

That's why tonight to show just how much I care about the press.

And I want to save your ratings. I'm pleased to

announce my intention to.

And this is somewhat of a scoop.

My intention to run for a fourth term as president of the United States.

I will be doing that. I will be having an official.

In fact, I think I have.

Yeah.

I won. I won three times.

Now I'm going to do it again.

Thank you.

I'm going to do it should be.

I'm getting very good at running for president.

Now I won three times. Did very well the second time, by the way.