Satirical Elite Confession on Wealth Inequality and Secret Societies

I'm a be honest with you guys.

We're pretty much fucked.

We've been stealing from the peasants for far too long,

and now they know. They have smartphones. They see us on TikTok.

They know where we meet. They do the math and ask themselves,

"How come these bitches have billions of dollars while I'm working two jobs and I

can't even afford rent?"

They stare at the TV at night and they suddenly realize we've

been bullshitting them every single day

with all the fake news networks we own. I say we call it a day

and go back to secret societies.

You know, where we all wear weird masks, while Gavin Newsom gives a nice

little BJ to Alex Soros in front of everybody.