Satirical Speech on Freedom and Parties

As salamu alaykum bitches This is your

new Ayatollah speaking I thought I had told you to stop talking

trash but you wouldn't listen So now your leaders get

the discombobulator a big beautiful weapon that will make their

balls shrink to the size of little peanuts Anyway after we take over the

strait we're gonna have bikini parties all night long with delicious margaritas and

sexy mamacitas We're gonna have all you can eat buffets karaoke music

big beautiful fireworks and bottomless nachos

If you're a woman you can wear bikinis all day long now You can also vote as long

as you vote Republican

Anyway enjoy your new freedom bitches and make Iran great again Miga