A Summer of Reptiles and Reflection

And I had the weirdest summer.

I had this girlfriend who was into reptiles. We bought 40 chameleons.

I was living in Errol Flynn's

old bachelor pad, glass windows, and they were filled with terrarium.

Our house was like a terrarium.

Girlfriend who was into reptiles. It's so specific. Not five or 10.

I know, I know. Or he's showing off, like, we'll take them all. I would get up,

it was the most unhealthy time. I just needed to check out.

And I would wake up with a, I'd get a bong load.

I'd have four Coca Colas on ice, no food.

Like, like this particular summer. And I've watched the OJ trial.

And it's just a, I'm trying to figure out what do I do next? What do I do next?

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