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New rule, eating with the left hand is forbidden. Allah told me.

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Wow. It's like you have superpowers. Yeah. You just have to say, "Allah told me," and people do exactly what I want.

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I even got the carpet seller to believe you have to wipe your ass with stones an odd number of times.

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Hey, man, you already have a wife. Be careful.

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New rule, a man can have several wives. Very strong, man.

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Wait, man, you're pushing it. She's younger than my shoes.

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New rule.

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