Humorous Discussion on Cultural Rules

New rule, eating with the left hand is forbidden. Allah told me.

Wow. It's like you have superpowers.

Yeah. You just have to say, "Allah told me," and people do exactly

what I want.

I even got the carpet seller to believe you have to wipe your ass with stones an

odd number of times.

Hey, man, you already have a wife. Be careful.

New rule, a man can have several wives.

Very strong, man.

Wait, man, you're pushing it. She's younger than my shoes.

New rule.