Magic Trick Encounter with Police
No drugs, huh?
Nope.
Well, well, well.
What have we here?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You planted that in my car. Oh! Did I?
Or did I plant this?
Uh, I... I guess I... Up against the car. Right there. Spread them!
Huh? What's going on?
Whoa! Whoa! What do we have here, huh? What?
These your colors, homie? That's... that's not my... Huh? No, I...
I don't know what that... Or are these your colors?
Or perhaps these are your colors? Or are these...
look at all these colors, man. You sure got a lot of colors.
I don't... Look at all of these colors!
Are you a real cop? Freeze! What is that?
Well, well, well.
It looks like an illegal firearm.
Or... Is it?
Oh. I'm... I don't...
I don't know what this is. I'm sorry. Pick a card.
It's not even a good fan.
Any card. You can just stick it there. Okay, you took that card? Yeah.
Now, can you remember that card? Yes.
Can you commit that card to memory? This is unbelievable. Have you done so?
Have you done so? Please, insert
the card back into the deck randomly.
Done. It's in a different place than where you took it originally.
There we are. There we are. Now... I take the deck like so.
I give it a...
And... Okay.
Is this your card? Are you sure? I want your badge number.
How did you do that?
And... That is for you.
After all that, you're still giving me a ticket? Is it a ticket? Or...
Is it a two for one coupon for my show at
the Magic House Thursday night at 11pm? Your call.
I'll take the ticket.
Right. Okay.
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