Hostage Situation with Romantic Tension

I've got Amy. She's alive, and she stays that way if you listen

carefully. I need 250 grand in cash,

so I guess how much do you care about your girlfriend?

What? What?

Hi, sorry. Um-

Um, it's just we haven't really been, um, saying,

uh, girlfriend, boyfriend.

Um, but I'm, I'm really comfortable with, like, everything else you've said so far.

Shut up. I'm warning you.

I've got Amy. She's alive, and if you want to see your friend agai-

Ooh, no, sorry.

Just to clarify, we are seeing each other. Like, he's practically my boyfriend.

Um,

yeah, you got it. You go. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

I've got Amy. She's alive.

God, it would just literally kill me if he knew I was referring to him as my

boyfriend.

Okay, so you're sleeping together?

Yeah, so basically we-

... we were friends first, um, and then we had this kiss, but it

was just this, like, drunk thing. Like, we didn't even speak about it, which is,

like, crazy. Like, you would have thought, like, I'd have the confidence to, like,

just bring it up, but, like, I'm not an extrovert like what everyone

thinks.

Like-

Like, I'm hesitant to join a conga line, for God's sake.

So yeah, then, like, a few weeks later, we, um, we randomly slept

together, and then we just, like, kept sleeping together,

and then you put me in

the boot of your car, and now we're here.

So, like, what would you just rather-

Listen,

when I was watching you

both through the tiny crack in the wardrobe door-

... I thought you looked really comfortable

together.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh.

Girl, thank you for saying. Um-

Like, I don't know, like, we do know each other intimately-

Mm

... and, like, like, I could describe his handwriting to you.

Oh.

Oh my God.

I'm so sorry. I don't know why I'm getting so upset.

No.

No, of course, I mean, this is an in- intense situation. I've got a gun.

I know I should just, like, not care, but, like, he's so fit.

Like-

... he's like a fit version of you.

Oh.

Yeah, I mean, hey, you don't have to tell me twice.

You know, I, I, I saw him when I was creeping on you.

Oh.

Okay, like, you can, like, totally say if this is crazy, obviously, but, like,

do you think there's a way you could ask him where his head's at?

Girl, I gotta ask for the money anyway, so of course.

Oh.

Okay. Um, just send it on my phone.

Oh, I, I, I probably should've taken that off you before, huh?

Uh, probably.

So I'll, I'll text him?

Um, no, we're not married, just Instagram DM.

Oh.

I have Amy.

I need to know,

do you care about her?

Do you want her to be your girlfriend?

Do you have other girls to fall back on if she goes missing?

I mean, what are your hopes for the future?

Like, do you even wanna have kids?

And once I know all that,

I'll send through the demands.

Hey.

Ah.

Oh, God.

Oh my God.

I feel so nervous.

I know, like, what if he hears me?

Oh.

Oh.

Hey, if he won't pay, if he won't pay 250 grand to stop me from

chopping you into little pieces, then he doesn't deserve you.

Oh.

Oh my God, he's typing.

Oh, no. He's stopped. Oh, should I send him another text?

No, no, no, don't double text.

Um-

... uh, may- maybe we should upload an Instagram story

of your little girl handing

my boy in.

Oh my God, okay, it's genius.

Yeah.

Oh my God, he's sent a video.

Oh, my God.

Mm, mm, mate, yo, listen, I'm sorry that you

were being held hostage like that and all that and all that stuff, but

I just feel like I really need to be single right now.

Obviously, like, if you do escape, then link me, and, um, I

can... Babe, I'm coming. Babe, oh my God.

Oh, babe. Oh.

Oh my God. Oh my God, I'm, I'm so sorry that's happened to you, babe.

Babe, like, I'm sorry this has happened to you.

Like, you clearly put so much work into, like, the-

... like, setting this whole thing up.

I know. It's, like, s- so, so not on that I'm gonna have to kill you now.

Babe, like, in the spirit of being direct, like, I

have taken your gun.

Okay.

But I am gonna escape.

Oh, she's the CEO of her own future.

Yeah.

Oh.

Promise me you won't go back to him.

Babe, uh,

I will. Ah.

Ah.