Bill's Divorce: Candace Takes the House, He Keeps GS Strategies

Loser!

Did that woman just rob you?

That's my wife.

Wow. Well, she certainly seems spirited.

Yeah, she's a spitfire.

Nah, she's just pissed off because I filed for divorce and she didn't ever think I'd be able to afford it.

Huh. Looks like money well spent.

Yeah. You know, I need to find someone like you.

Only younger.

Yeah, that started off great.

No, I mean, you know, just someone that's still fertile in their womb and can have babies.

Well, my mother used to say, kiss a few frogs, then when you find your prince, you'll realize that the frogs are better because they make you laugh.

Does laughing at you count?

Bill, you need a new frog.

I need a new frog.

So, I get the house?

Yes, you get everything. Bill just wants to keep his share of GS strategies.

Whatever. I got the house.

Good luck to you, Candace.

Uh-huh. Hey, what is GS whatever?

Oh, yeah, that's a little company I'm a part of. We win the lottery every month.

See you around.

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