Car Accident and Humor Discussion

Whoa, man. Whoa, slow down, slow down, slow down, slow-

Oh, this thing might be totaled.

No, it's exact-

Yeah, check it out.

Did I break anything?

Yeah, you broke a lot.

You might break my body. Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

No.

Whoa, Chris.

Oh, shit.

Chris, call 91.

Get him out of there, get him out of there.

He's in the radiator fluid.

Radiator fluid.

Chris, are you all right?

Chris, Chris.

No, he's in shock, bro. He's in shock.

You all right?

Call 911.

And you know,

when Sean says, "Don't be a pussy," sometimes you should

be a pussy.

Sometimes... Pussies live, turns out.

A lot of, you know, a lot of men have died saying,

"Don't be a pussy," so yeah.

Hey, buddy. You guys had a good time?

If I'm gonna trust a white man, I might follow this guy now. I don't know.

Two condoms, guys.

Two condoms. Safety first.

All right, let's park.

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