Interview with Formula 1 Driver

I, I don't like to drive.

You don't like to drive?

No. People always ask me. I actually don't really like driving,

unless I'm going

fast.

Did you drive here tonight?

I didn't.

Do you ever drive?

I very rarely drive on the road.

Can you park?

No, no, look, we know that you can't drive.

I... No, I don't... No, I can't.

I'm 26 and I don't have a driver's license.

How does a man not have a driving license?

Really, I mean-

I don't know.

What do

you, what do you do?

Lewis, I get picked up by the chicks.

That's it being my mother.

Fernando Alonso for Motorlat. And the ques-

Your name is Fe- your name is Fernando Alonso?

Yeah.

I never thought Fernando would be asking me questions, so.

A pleasure for myself.

And the, the, the thing is I, I heard that-

Can you drive?

Eh?

Can you drive?

Yeah.

Not anymore.

No, not that fast, but, uh, I think I, I

can drive.

That's my phone.

That's your phone.

No, but actually, yeah, but it's, uh-

I saw you look and then you were like, "No, it's-"

Gotta take the blame for that one. Gotta take the blame for that one.

It's a new one.

What has impressed you about Charles?

Beside his great hair?

And his eyes. I mean, he's a good-looking lad, you know? Like...

So what could you say to our viewers waiting some- something

magical from, from you? What would you say to, to them?

Don't.

Simple as that. Don't, don't wait for anything, just...

Sorry.

Okay, man.

Uh, Ben Hunt from The Sun. Just following up on, uh, Phil's question,

um,

t- to Lewis there.

Who should I interview next and what should I ask them?

Uh, you should interview Lando and, and ask him how long it grows, uh,

takes to

grow a beard.

Okay. I will ask him. Thank you.

All right, sweetie.

See ya.

I begged Tom Cruise to put me in Maverick. I could be the janitor.

I could do anything in the background.

You weren't in the movie, right?

Well, no. He did give me a role as one of the

pilots, and I was fighting for the

championship at the time and I couldn't take the time off.

It's on the top of my list of things I regret not doing.

The weird thing about this, none of these buttons operate

air conditioning. Is this right? There's no AC.

He's a multimillionaire driving. He deserves AC.

Why don't you have air conditioning?

I wish I did. Gee.

Why don't you have air conditioning?

Is it-

It's all about weight.

So you have to get rid of that?

There was never AC in the-

Oh, okay.

You just open the window, don't you?

How long does a Grand Prix race take?

An hour and 45 minutes.

Does that get boring?

No, not at all.

Do you listen to music?

I wish I could.

That's a long-