Modi, Trump and Elon Musk: A Satire on India and the UN
2 min Machine translated About India Politics
No, sir, we tried everything to change India's regime.
But it isn't making any difference to them. They're playing garba.
I told you, we will do it, but my “we will do it” fell short of Modi's “we will do it.”
Elon Musk did it, sir, he tweeted, but it made no difference. On his own Twitter, Indian people are abusing him. Yes, saying that the world's biggest man is begging India to sell his product. Bravo, Modi ji, bravo!
No, I didn't say it. They're saying, “Bravo, Modi ji, bravo!”
Yes, sorry, sir, I won't say it now. There's no benefit in relying on Trump, sir. I had already said that guy makes U-turns by breaking through dividers.
U-turn लेता।
Yes, what did he tell you? “Brother, if India buys oil from Russia, then I'll impose sanctions, I'll levy tariffs.” Now he's taking a tanker himself after India He stands up for Russian oil. Yeah, no, he doesn't.
CGP has failed too. He just signed that for one year, we won't disrupt India's peace. Oh.
What's Pakistan's problem, sir? That's not a country, it's the Amazon jungle. They themselves have fires burning there 365 days a year. How will they help us?
No, I posted it. I tweeted this morning as a tweet from the UN's official account.
I tweeted that what happened at Jantar Mantar was wrong, but they replied, "Ha ha ha," sir. Yeah.
One, one minute. Yeah, brother. Where did they drop the bomb?
Hey, I'm the UN, right? If they drop bombs at a Saudi Arabian airport, will I tweet about it?
We're the UN, right? Yeah, get the data on how many people were deported from Jantar Mantar.
They removed Jantar Mantar as a protest site. Wow.
Modi ji, wow! Sorry, sorry, sorry, sir, sorry. It just slipped out. A habit it has become, damn it.
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Original transcript (Hindi)
नहीं सर, हमने पूरा try किया India का regime change करने का लेकिन वो उनको कोई फर्क नहीं पड़ रहा। वो गरबा खेल रहे हैं।
अरे मैंने बोला था we will do it लेकिन वो मेरा we will do it मोदी के we will do it के सामने कम पड़ गया।
वो Elon Musk ने किया ना sir tweet किया लेकिन कुछ फर्क नहीं पड़ा। वो उसी के Twitter पे India वाले लोग उसी को गाली दे रहे हैं। हां, कि world का इतना बड़ा आदमी उसका product बेचने के लिए India के सामने भीख मांग रहा है। वाह मोदी जी वाह!
नहीं, मैंने नहीं बोला। वो लोग बोल रहे हैं वाह मोदी जी वाह।
हां sorry sir, अभी नहीं बोलूंगा। वो Trump पे कुछ भरोसा करके फायदा नहीं ना sir। मैंने पहले ही बोला वो बंदा divider तोड़ के U-turn लेता।
हां, वो क्या बोला आपको कि भाई वो मैं Russia से oil लेंगे तो sanctions लगाऊंगा, वो tariff लूंगा। अभी वो खुद tanker लेकर India के पीछे खड़ा है वो Russian oil के लिए। हां, नहीं वो CGP भी fail हो गई। उसने अभी वो sign कर लिया कि एक साल तक हम India का peace खराब नहीं करेंगे। ओ पाकिस्तान का क्या problem है ना sir?
वो, वो देश नहीं, वो Amazon जंगल है। उनके खुद के वहां 365 दिन आग लगी रहती है। वो क्या हमारी मदद करेंगे?
नहीं, मैंने डाला ना सुबह tweet डाला मैंने as a वो UN के official account से मैंने tweet डाला कि जंतर मंतर में जो हुआ वो गलत हुआ लेकिन उन्होंने वो response में क्या "हा हा हा" ऐसा बोला sir। हां एक, एक minute। हां भाई। bomb गिराया कहाँ पे?
अरे भाई मैं UN हूं ना। ऐसा Saudi Arabia के airport पे bomb गिराएंगे तो मैं tweet कर दूंगा क्या?
UN है ना हम। हां, वो जंतर मंतर पे कितने लोग deport किए ना उसका data ले के आ।
जंतर मंतर को हटा दिया protest site से। वाह मोदी जी वाह! Sorry, sorry, sorry sir sorry वो गलती से निकल गया। आदत हो गई है साला ये।
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