Humorous Skits on Job Interviews and More

How to blow a job interview.

Wait a minute.

With one sentence.

Really? Every day?

I know I haven't been hired yet, but, uh, when's lunch?

No, really, I went to cow surgeon school.

It's pronounced methadone.

You don't see them? 'Cause I see them.

If famous movie scenes were performed on too much caffeine.

Okay. All right. I'm gonna part the Red Sea, okay?

Here we go. Everybody through.

Go, go, go, go, go. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

I'm strong.

Late.

Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose. Ho- hold... Y- y- just hold on. Hold on to that.

I'll, uh... I'll, uh... You know what? Screw it.

E.T. go home. E.T. go home.

E.T.'s gotta go home. Oh, yeah, I'm going home.

But you can't take my freedom.

Ah.

Captain, the dilithium crystals are going to blow.

See, it had an opposite effect on Scotty.

Weird things to do in a gym.

Things you can say during a sports game that you can't say

about your partner.

It's the worst cock fight I've ever been to.

Weird things for a principal to say at a school assembly.

Just for the record, uh, strippers make more than nurses.

So make your own choices.

Things that you wouldn't see or hear on a cooking show.

First, we start with our meat.

Things that you wouldn't see or hear on a cooking show.

Okay, now we just put the stuffing in the bird.

Wow.

Master plans of the least ambitious super villains.

I shall finish every single crossword puzzle in the back of the

airline magazine before the next passenger.

Elvis!