Dialogue from a Mythological Drama

Why did you have to volunteer?

Don't you remember how I came here?

I begged to take in Tenebrous's place.

Perhaps you've heard of Helen? Mace.

I launched a thousand ships.

And maybe now just five hundred.

Somebody left on the battlefields of Troy for that face.

For your brother's ambition.

This one looks familiar.

No one is going to hurt you.

My name's Eurylochus, what's your name?

Hey Barney, scream into the off the ground!