Monologue about Presidential Aspirations

Daddy's home.

Israeli phones.

Friday night, Shabbat Shalom.

Shalom.

Single shooter acted alone.

Geo-fencing evidence gone. Throw it in the

junk drawer. Welcome home. Your dinner is on

the table, meat on the bone. I reheat it

for you,

cold as stone. Study the Talmud,

the Bible is wrong. Uh, uh, I'm the

boss,

now Charlie is gone.

Hey,

I'm gonna be President of the

USA one day. Shabbat shalom,

motherfucker. I'm gonna be President

of the USA one day. I'm gonna be president of the USA one day.

I'm gonna be President of the USA one day.

I'm gonna be President of the USA one day.

I'm gonna be President of the USA one

day. Ooh, hey. I'm gonna be President of the USA

one day. I'm gonna be President of the USA

one day. Shabbat shalom, motherfucker.

Shabbat shalom, motherfucker. I'm gonna be President

of the USA one day. I'm gonna be

President of the USA one day. I'm gonna be President of the USA

one day. I'm gonna be President of the

USA one day.

I'm gonna be President of the USA one

day. I'm gonna be President of the USA

one day. I'm gonna be President of the

USA one day. Shabbat shalom, motherfucker.

Woo! Mm.

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