Critique of University Education and Ideology

Hey, parents. Careful sending your little Tommy boy off

to school this year because

he might be taught by this insane nut ball.

She's the cousin of the Democratic Michigan Senate nominee, Abdul El-Sayed.

She's a professor at U Chicago. She was raised in Egypt and despises

America, and she's about to explain to you why she

teaches at a university she

detests because she's using it as an instrument to indoctrinate your baby.

University of Chicago, it's evil.

Like, you know, it's a colonial landlord. Like...

But I also realize, and I think this is a lesson, this is a painful

lesson that a lot of us in the Palestine solidarity movement have been learning, is

we don't have power. We don't have power. Where can I actually build power?

Turns out I work at one of the biggest employers in the

city of Chicago. I work at a place that is a landlord, a

healthcare provider, um, a police force. that shit.

But they are, right? But they are, right? Right.

And, um, a place where I have access to thousands

of people that I

could potentially organize.

Oh, so she hates the university that she works at,

but she uses it anyway to poison

the minds of large swaths of children.

Okay.

And what is she teaching these babies exactly?

That the whole world should rise against the US empire.

Uh, that America is a pretty evil place

that hates indigenous, Black, brown, trans,

queer, and poor people. That July 4th sucks. I don't know.

Is that education worth 90 grand a year to learn nothing but how to hate yourself

and this country? And how did this happen, you ask? Well, it's simple.

We flung our doors open, mass imported the third world in cultures

that

explicitly reject Western norms, and then we said, "Everyone needs a

degree." So we subsidized tuition, and subsidized these universities, and

subsidized these NGOs that turn our children into professional

agitators. Then we funded the Middle East studies

department and the decolonization

curricula, and now everyone's convinced

that American success is the greatest evil

on planet Earth. They are teaching your kids to hate America,

and it's

working. So to fix this big fat problem, we need to cut the funding,

shun these universities, and pass laws that end birth tourism.

That's when you have a baby here and then immediately swoop them away so

that they

grow up in another country and learn absolutely nothing about the

American dream

and how incredible our country is, and then they eventually come back here

and poop

all over it, i.e. this chick, Hasan Piker, Mom Dani.

America is awesome. Parents, teach your kids that, and point and

laugh at anyone who disagrees with you. Okay, that's my Friday rant. Cheers.