Child Pageant Preparation and Performance

Alexa's had a lot of sugar today. She's had Pixy

Sticks, she's had her Tinker Tea. I just hope and pray that it's

enough to make her stay up.

I'm Tori, my two-year-old daughter, Alexa, is gonna be the one that the judges are

gonna be focusing on at this pageant.

Okay, here you go. Alexa drinks coffee every morning.

She started drinking it whenever she was probably about nine months old.

I just really hope that Alexa's on her game this time.

I am your mother and you need to listen to me.

No, I don't. Now I made you stay with that.

What? You need to listen to me.

Alexa has coffee and Tinker Tea. Tinker Tea is

soda, sweet tea, and Pixy Sticks all together.

Um, it normally turns out a dark green color,

so she

calls it Tinker Tea. Don't spill.

Okay. I woken it up.

She does drink Tinker Tea every day, but what child

doesn't drink juice? She hardly ever drinks juice, and

that's 98% sugar anyways.

Are you ready?

You suck it down. Now get that Tinker Tea going.

Alexa's gonna have probably a lot of Tinker Tea today.

Um, lots of energy drinks, lots of sugar-

Where's my way?

... to keep her up and going since she had to wake up so

early this

morning.

This way, baby. We gotta go.

All right, ladies and gentlemen, our next contestant in the two year olds,

Alexa.

Alexa's disco routine was straight out of the '70s.

She rocked it. Her disco outfit was really good.

Disco went very well for Alexa. There was no fit, so we're

okay.

Oh, we're so silly.

All right. Now I need all my two-year-olds up here.

All my two-year-olds.

Your Divisional Supreme Queen is

contestant number 27, Brooklyn.

Baby, high five.

High five. Alexa pulled out for a higher title.

So proud of her. So, so proud.

Did you get a disco ball?

I know. Show them your disco ball.

Show them your disco ball.

Singing together is gonna... When I'm gonna cry.

I'm gonna cry.

My nose.

So, so I misunderstood, wipe in my tears