Humorous Conversation About Names

Hey, Lisa.

Her name's not Lisa.

I know, I know. But if every time I say, "Hey, Lisa," then

eventually she'll come up to me and she'll be like,

"You know my name's not Lisa,

it's Jennifer," whatever. And I'll do a big apology,

and I'll say, "I thought you were the Lisa who

was mad at me for not calling."

And then from then on, Jennifer, or whatever her name is, will think

that I dated a

girl who looked just like her, who I rejected.

She'll develop this unconscious need to win my approval, and from then on it's

cake.

Damn.