Satirical Political Predictions: Netanyahu, Bennett and Arab Voters

We can already see that you can stir the tension with a teaspoon.

And we—hop!

No surprise here. The change bloc goes up to here.

More or less.

And Bibi's bloc goes up to here. Warm and smooth.

I liked “warm and smooth.”

Yeah, but what’s warm and smooth? This looks like a tie.

It looks like a tie to you. But wait, there are also the Arabs.

Ah.

Sabah al-rik, sweetie.

Okay, are you going to ask about the balance of power?

Yes.

Go ahead, ask the question.

Because, because, because with you too, the Arabs are the balance of power.

The balance of power. And that connects.

It connects to what you said over the weekend.

What I said over the weekend. That I received intelligence. Right?

Right.

That I said Netanyahu won’t win.

Netanyahu won’t win.

Unequivocally. Okay, he’ll lose. He’ll leave the country

and later divorce his wife, too.

Ah, that’s right. You predicted that too.

And that’s not all.

Later this year,

Bennett and Gilat will open up their marriage.

You saw that in the coffee too?

No, I put two and two together. I saw that he got thin and started hanging around Park

HaMesila.

Ah, okay. So no, you didn’t see it.

Leaving a…