Republican Congressman Checks Bathroom for Transgender People

Hello.

What are you doing? Who are you?

I'm your Republican congressman.

Now that we're in charge, I'm checking to make sure there's no

trans people in the wrong bathroom.

Bathrooms are private.

Don't you have anything better to do?

I won the last election, and this is my priority.

Now, let's make sure you're really a girl.