War Commentary and Humor

The only language the Islamic Republic understands is

strength.

Damn right.

Decisive strike now prevents a much bigger war later.

That's what I've been saying.

Our greatest ally should never have to face this threat

alone. It's that simple.

Mm. Hit 'em hard. Daily.

Me?

Oh, shit a duck!

I liked war a lot better when all I had to do

was put a yellow ribbon sticker on my

truck.

What the hell are you scared of, soldier?

Most of these bullets are gonna disintegrate before they even

reach us.

You cannot possibly be serious.

Get a duck!

Trust me.

I knew it.

Benny,

I don't wanna be here anymore.

This war is how we get gas prices down to where they were

before we started this war. Get your head in the game, patriot.

You did our greatest ally an incredible service today.

And now the end is

near.

And so I face

the final curtain.

My friend.

I win.