War Satire: Calls to Strike Iran and a Soldier’s Fear
2 min War & conflict
The only language the Islamic Republic understands is strength.
Damn right. Decisive strike now prevents a much bigger war later.
That's what I've been saying. Our greatest ally should never have to face this threat alone. It's that simple.
Mm. Hit 'em hard. Daily.
Me?
Oh, shit a duck!
I liked war a lot better when all I had to do was put a yellow ribbon sticker on my truck.
What the hell are you scared of, soldier?
Most of these bullets are gonna disintegrate before they even reach us.
You cannot possibly be serious. Get a duck!
Trust me.
I knew it.
Benny, I don't wanna be here anymore. This war is how we get gas prices down to where they were before we started this war. Get your head in the game, patriot.
You did our greatest ally an incredible service today.
And now the end is near. And so I face the final curtain.
My friend. I win.
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