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Now that I'm becoming Catholic, I've... Oh, if you didn't know that, now you know. Um, I've come to realize that everything is Catholic.

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Everything has been formed from Catholic Church.

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Mardi Gras, Catholic. Valentine's Day is Catholic.

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He was, like, illegally marrying people when one of our, uh, one of our Christians were being per- persecuted, Saint Valentine. Christmas means Christ's mass.

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St. Patrick's Day, Catholic. Big Bang Theory, that i- that idea was made by a Catholic priest.

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What? Halloween. Halloween is Catholic. All Hallows' Eve.

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All hospitals originated from Catholic churches.

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So there's that.

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