Comedy Routine on Movie Experiences

Yo, what's up, B?

First of all, Bob, I wanna congratulate you on the new look,

the Saddam Hussein

Mission thing you've got going on.

It's really looking good, man. "I tell you it will work. Hello, hello,

very good.

They have not taken the airport. It is still open." "Okay."

Also, uh, Marty, nice going. No, don't put on the glasses now.

Let's see the caterpillars. Bring them out.

Don't they look like two caterpillars trying to mate? Like come on,

we can do this.

Come on, do this. Don't be afraid. Come on, move on. Move on.

Also, many people don't know it, but one of, one of Marty's eyebrows were

used to make the Mohawk.

Look at his eyebrow

and tell me that's not that same Mohawk.

It's also being used as a stunt Birkin by Madonna right now.

Thank you. I'll never be able to go to their house.

Now-

I'm here tonight actually because ...

And Jodie Foster, thank you for wearing those two napkins.

They're beautiful.

Thank you. Any moment, "I'm David Copperfield."

I won't, I promise. She's looking at me like...

I'm here tonight to talk briefly about a movie called Awakenings, or as it's known

in Florida, Wake Up.

I had the opportunity of working with Robert De Niro, a very interesting thing.

And, uh, among all these people here tonight,

you've done a lot of movies with him,

but none of you bastards broke his nose.

I broke his nose. Yeah, Mr. Method prick. Bam!

Hey, you method bastard, there you go.

Yeah, I'm a comic, you piece of

. You wanna do another 10 takes

? And there's, uh, you know, it was a wonderful movie to be doing with him

because

we were working with a lot of mental patients and-

Well, there was us, and there were also real mental patients.

And he would finish a take, and sometimes the Parkinsonian patients

would be going,

"That's some good

." So you know you're really kicking

if the real people are going.