Discussion on Islamic Beliefs and Practices

Allah created. Allah doesn't like. Allah created your hands but he doesn't like

it when you use your left hand to eat or drink something because Satan uses his

left hand to eat and drink things. But I thought Satan was not a physical being.

Allah created yawning and he created sneezing but he doesn't like it when you

yawn. He only loves it when you sneeze. Allah created your left foot and your

foot but he doesn't like it when you use your right foot to enter places. He

likes it when you use your right foot to enter places unless you're entering the

toilet. So you can use your left foot to enter it and then you use your right

foot to leave it. Allah created sleeping but he doesn't like it when you sleep on

your stomach for some reason. Allah created pigs but he doesn't like pigs.

Allah created dogs but he doesn't like dogs. Allah created Muhammad and Jesus

according to Muslims. He loves Jesus. He tricked half of the world into believing

that Jesus died on the cross just so that people wouldn't actually harm Jesus.

To protect Jesus he tricked everyone into thinking they had crucified him but

actually they had not crucified him. He got saved by Allah but he did not save

Muhammad. No he didn't. Muhammad got poisoned by a Jewish woman and Allah

didn't stop that from happening. He didn't save Muhammad's life. Isn't that

interesting? Muhammad died the same way that the Quran said a false prophet

would die because his order would get cut. When Muhammad is almost passing away

he says that he feels as if his order is being cut and Allah didn't do

anything to save him. I wonder why that is.