Store Prank Leads to Confrontation With Overworked Father

at 5:00 in the morning and do 10 more

stores, so this is not a

joke to me.

Okay.

And-

Hey, excuse me.

Yeah.

You know what time it is, boss?

Yeah.

11:35.

What are you doing?

Dude, thank you, bro.

What are you doing?

I, I just took $10 out of your-

Can you not mess with me right now, okay?

Huh? But I, I need it.

I'm not in the mood for that crap right now.

But I ne- I need it real quick.

Listen, dude. I am not

in the mood for this crap right

now.

Apple Pay?

Dude, did you hear me?

I just need to buy

something real quick, though.

You think this is funny, don't you? I'm not... Are you recording me right now?

Hmm? No.

Do you have an issue recording me right now?

No, no, I'm a Ray-Ban.

I'm gonna go report you right now.

All right, bye, boss.

Thank you for the $20, man.

Oh-

I appreciate it

... whoa.

Let's go outside, buddy.

No, I'm not.

Are you for real, bro? It is not that deep.

Oh, dude, I will destroy you.

It is not that. I mean, if you really wanna go outside-

Oh, dude, I don't know if you're recording me or not.

I don't know what's going on.

I need-

But I don't need this this time.

It's not that deep, man. It was just a joke.

Dude, you, you're just a little punk ass little

It was just a joke, bro. It was just a joke. It was just a joke.

It was just a joke, bro. It was just a joke. It was just a joke.

No, it's not a joke to me, okay? I

don't have time for this crap in my

life.

My life is hard enough as it

is, okay? I don't need this crap.

I got kids at home

that went to bed without me right now.

All right.

And I was supposed to

be at home an hour ago, and I'm still out here

working. And I gotta get up at 5:00 in the morning

and do 10 more

stores, so this is not a joke to me.

Okay.

And now I'm probably

gonna get kicked out of the store because of you.

I'm sorry.

Not funny.

Okay, I'm, I'm sorry, man. I'm sorry.

No, you're not sorry.

No, no, I'm sorry.

I can tell you got a smug look on your face.

I'm sorry, bro.

Okay.

I'm sorry. I'm just like, I need some-

I don't need this in my life.

No, I g- I get you. I-

No, you don't.

I'm sorry, man.

You're probably making money off this.

No, I'm-

I can't even pay my

goddamn mortgage, and

I got four kids at

home.

Okay.

So not funny.

Yeah, I'm gonna move along.

No, I got you. I'ma,

I'ma leave. I'ma leave.

You, yes, leave.

Yeah.

You better not be

out there when I do leave.

Leave, go now.

All right, you have a good night.

I'll have you kicked out of the store

now.