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What's the most crap gift you've ever received on an overseas jaunt?

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Oh gee, I'll tell you something I got recently here that was pretty strange but ended up being quite good.

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Yeah. Was a melon.

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The Japanese Prime Minister brought a melon.

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How did he get that through customs? She, it's a royal melon.

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Oh she smuggled, it was a she? She. Did she smuggle it?

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I don't know. Oh I'm expecting. Got a couple of melons.

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She brought two. She brought two, as you do.

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She just came in looking like Pamela Anderson.

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She brought two. Yes, really. And they're beautiful.

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Speaking of melons, I've got you a crap gift, hang on.

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I wonder what that could be.

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Yep, it's my melon on a mug. Oh fantastic.

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